Sexy Stocking Stuffers for Your Husband

Sexy Stocking Stuffers for Your HusbandDo you want to make your husband’s Christmas Super Fun (and maybe a little bit HOT?) Get him some sexy stocking stuffers you know he’ll love (and that don’t have to cost very much, either!). After all, it’s the thought that counts–especially if your thoughts go in a certain direction!

My most pinned post ever was last year’s Stocking Stuffers for Your Husband. I had a section  for sexy stocking stuffers, but I thought I’d add to it and turn it into a post here, because I know many of you are looking for ideas to keep your marriage fresh and fun.

So here goes!

Sexy Coupons for His Stocking

1. Honey I Don’t Have a Headache Tonight  Coupons – FREE
I’ve got some other downloadable hot coupons you can print out and put in his stocking–coupons like “Night of Passion”, “Quickie”, and “A Hunting I Will Go”. You get them free when you sign up for my marriage newsletter!

Night of Passion

2. Romance Toolkit – $4.99
Want more romance in your marriage? Here’s a collection of awesome printables to put in his stocking–inviting him to different romantic date nights! Turn your marriage from boring to blazing!31 Days to Great Sex

31 Days to Great Sex3. 31 Days to Great Sex: ebook- $4.99, paperback $10.49
What man isn’t going to like getting a copy of 31 Days to Great Sex? It takes you through 31 days with short readings and then a challenge to help you spice up your love life as you grow more intimate, have more fun, and get to know each other even better.

You can get it in paperback or for your ereader. But how can you give an ebook in a stocking? Well, great news! I’ve got coupons now that you can download and print out to put right in there. There’s a link in the book that takes you right to the coupons, but you can find them here. Here’s a very small version of one of the coupons:

He’ll love it! Get it for Kindle, Nook, .pdf, or paperback. Read more about it here.

4. MELT–The Massage Course for Couples – $49- 50% off special rate until December 25

Melt Massage for Couples

Want to make your husband putty in your hands? Denis Merkas created this awesome video course that couples can take together to learn how to give each other amazing massages. If your husband is stressed at work, or if he works hard physical labor, you can make him feel amazing (and sure, he learns to massage you at the same time!) The videos are PG rated, but are really helpful and quick. Each video is just a few minutes long, but they add up to one amazing massage as you learn new techniques and then figure out how to put those techniques together and watch him melt. And you can access them right away–it’s a lifetime membership.

Instead of watching one more show on Netflix, or looking at one more Pinterest board, this gives you a reason to head to bed. You watch a video, pull out some massage oil, and then do it! And as you touch, it does help nerves to fire. If that leads to something else, woo hoo!

And you can get some gift vouchers for the videos that you can put into his stocking!

Check out the MELT video course right here, and get some heat going in the bedroom!

Read my longer review here. The discount is only available until December 18, so pick it up now.

Sexy Games for His Stocking

Deck of Dares5. Deck of Dares Printables – $6.99
Want to spice up your marriage? Here are 40 sexy dares that you can do together! Purchase the download, and then you can print them out to put in his stocking. Or you can dole them out one by one….”Wanna do this tonight?” :) Great to enhance any marriage TASTEFULLY without delving into anything gross. Check them out here!

6. Dice
What’s sexy about dice, you ask? You can play the dice game! Assign a body part to each number, 1-6 (lips, neck, ears, breasts, etc. etc. Get as racy as you want). Then assign an action to each number, 1-6 (lick, suck, stroke, etc.). Then roll the dice, and do what it says!

You can also add another dice for the number of minutes (or the number of 30-second intervals, whatever you’d prefer).

Here’s how it works in a stocking. In a ziploc bag, put two (or three) dice of different colours. Then write out the Dice Game instructions on an index card and put some lipstick kisses around the card. Stick the card in the bag, and you’re all done!

The Dice Game7. Playing Cards for Strip Poker – $3.99
Put a deck of cards in a bag, and then write on the outside: How About a Game of Strip Poker? The greatest game where the loser doesn’t really lose.

massage candleSexy Scents for His Stocking

8. Sensual Massage Candle – $9.59
These are awesome! You light them, and then the candle melts. But the “wax” is actually a massage oil that won’t burn your skin. So you can pour it on him, or he could pour it on you, and you can massage it in.

9. Sensual Massage Oil – $17.76
I’m more a candle person, but massage oil can’t be beaten, either! Here’s a great massage oil from Body Shop with scents to help you feel frisky. Added benefit: we women often feel more in the mood if things are dragged out a bit. Show him that massaging you helps you relax and helps you focus.

10. Old Spice Soap – $4.95 (2-pack)
Tape a little note to the soap saying, “Let me wash all your troubles away.”

11. Nautica Cologne for Men – $14.97
Who doesn’t like their man smelling a little sexy?

12. Kenneth Cole Black Cologne – $32.19
Is your man more discriminating? Here’s a classier cologne.

Sexy Things to Wear for His Stocking

13. Sexy Red Thong – $3.99
What guy doesn’t want a sneak peak of what you may be wearing later, so he can imagine it? Even if you don’t like wearing thongs during the day, it can be fun to put one for a few minutes (chances are it won’t stay on long).

14. Funny Sexy Christmas Boxer Shorts – $19
The sayings on these are kinda cute–from “Nice Package” to “Buck Naked” or “The Man (point up), The Legend” (pointing at you-know-what). And they will definitely help you get into the spirit of things!

Hatley Holiday


Flirty Aprons Women's Marilyn, Sugar n' Spice15. Flirty Apron – $20.21
Pin a note to it saying, “how about I whip you up something special, wearing just this.”

16. Sexy Santa Outfit – $51.18
What man wouldn’t want his stocking delivered with you wearing this? It’s fun for Christmas!

Super Flirty Things for His Stocking

17. Gourmet Chocolate Sauce – $10.95
Make your bedroom fun delicious!

18. Hershey’s Kisses, Dark Chocolate – $6.76
Take them out of the bag and sprinkle them throughout the stocking. You can’t go wrong with dark chocolate.

Skor bar for sexy stocking stuffer19. “Skor” Chocolate Bar or “Mr. Big” Chocolate Bar
Get him a chocolate bar with a name that could be a double entendre and leave a nice note on it. Something like “You’re going to Skor tonight!”, or “You’re my Mr. Big”. Thanks to a Facebook commenter for that idea!

20. Lips Temporary Tattoos – $6.63
These stick on with water and come off with baby oil. Put them in his stocking with a note: “I’m going to put these on areas of my body that need attention. Then you get to play Seek & Find!”

Sexy Getaway for His Stocking

BONUS: Coupon for a Hotel Room
If you want something really special, how about booking a night in a hotel where you can get away? Or, alternatively, ask your parents or a friend to take the kids for a night so you can spend the evening at home together–alone.

Put the coupon in an envelope and write on the outside: “So excited to have you for a night all to myself!”

There you have it–20 ideas that will make this holiday really memorable. Give him a gift you BOTH will enjoy, and that will add some flirty play back into your marriage! And I just want to point out that you don’t have to be gross to be sexy. When it’s just the two of you, you can have a ton of fun without indulging in a lot of the weird stuff our culture says is sexy.

Do you have any other great ideas for sexy stocking stuffers? Leave them in the comments!

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    A bit big for just a stocking stuffer, but hilarious and fun at the same time! Make a “Game of Love” board game out of a fitted sheet, and surprise your hubby before bedtime! ;D

  2. Oh! And forgot to ask, is 31 Days in bookstores?

    • No, it’s not yet! It just makes so little financial sense for me to try to distribute it. I tried to get it on Amazon but I’d only make about $2 a book–even less than I make for my ebook. But you can order it through me (and with shipping it will get there by Christmas if you order by Dec. 12)! It’s right here.

  3. Great post! Forever ago, my mother purchased a gigantic stocking and a santa hat. You can guess what went into the stocking :)
    I’m sure my step-dad’s favorite stocking stuffer EVER!

  4. FYI, I’m pretty sure you can use any all-soy candle as a massage candle. The “trick” is that soy wax melts at a much lower temperature, so you don’t burn yourself if you touch it (the melted wax, obviously; not the flame!)

  5. I read the list to my husband and he said no to everything except the massage oil (I give him massages frequently) and the hotel. Except, because I am a stay at home mom (and he wants me to be a SAHM and doesn’t want me working), I don’t earn a paycheck so he says it wouldn’t be a real gift from me anyway because he’d be paying for it.

    Well, now what do I do? I tried homemade gifts in the past and they’ve all failed. I never say no to sex (he’s pretty vanilla, too, so it’s not like I can gift him with something kinky). I’m at a total loss.

  6. @libl Sorry to be blunt but your husband sounds like a jerk. None of the things on this list appeal to him, except the massage and the hotel stay, but because you don’t work outside the home, if you got him the gift of a one night hotel stay, he’d be paying for it ??? Excuse me?? What century is he from? He wants you to be a stay at home mom, but all the money is “his”? Nope, nope, nope…that’s wrong Girl….you are partners in how you’ve decided to raise your family, and if you’re staying at home with your kids, HALF of the money your husband makes is YOURS. That’s what the law says, and that’s what any man who is big enough to admit how much tougher your job is (and more important too) than just bringing home a paycheck, would say. For your husband to tell you that anything you buy for him doesn’t count because you used money he made working outside your home, is just a ridiculous position. He sounds very controlling and insecure. He wants you to be home yet he also wants to claim that the money he makes is all his ? How are you supposed to buy anything? You’re just supposed to accept that you aren’t supposed to work, but the money he makes isn’t yours to use as you see fit ? Ugh..he’s a Neanderthal and does not value you as he should. I’d cut off all those massages immediately or maybe charge him for each one – after all, you need some of your own money!

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